Squiddoesminecraft is the final boss of the Derpy Squid Tower. He acts like a human and talks, walks around, and inflicts damage on you. He has a variety of sounds, and once killed, he turns into SquiddoesMutant.
"Oh, wow. I'm impressed you've come this far. However your adventure ends here, traveller. You have NO idea of what you're dealing with. Let's go!"
"Ow, stop it!"
"Seriously, why d'ya gotta hit me?"